"Dammit Jim" The Office

Sassy, sarcastic, and full of quiet rebellion—this one’s got big Jim energy. With a subtle nod to everyone’s favourite paper-pushing prankster, it’s for pets who give you that side-eye when you say "walk" but haven’t put on shoes yet.

Witty style meets walk-time reliability. Whether you’re on a mission or just fake-typing your emails, this collar gets the job done.

Professional napper. Full-time morale officer.